Breaking: an ‘extremely creditable source’ confirms that America’s 2016 Presidential Election, which has already tortured American citizens for several years, was just kidding. It was all just a joke, or a prank that got out of hand. It wasn’t real!
It all just went on and on and on and on and on for so long because it kind of just got away from everyone. No one knew how to chime in to let us know: hey, uh, I’m really sorry about this runaway train but we were just goofin’. We didn’t expect you to take it for serious – and you didn’t! At least at first. We were all laughing, whether we were in on the fact of the prank, but it kind of slipped everyone’s mind to call off the joke – oops!
I mean, how could this possibly have ever been really a thing, you know? But since we really stuck it out for the long con, we couldn’t tell the exact moment where we crossed the line until it was suddenly obvious we had gone far, far, far too deep for way, way, way too long. So, figured we’d just give a shout. A little FYI. Hey guys, uhh: no.
I know there’s only twenty-one days until the election, but better late than never.
So like wsup, anyone feel up for running for prez?
by Darcie Wilder
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