If there’s one thing that Super Bowl Sunday has become synonymous with, it’s stuffing your face. Perhaps more than ads, maybe even more than football itself, heartburn is basically a necessary part of the ritual at this point. As it should be; what’s more American than caloric gluttony of irresponsible proportions? Nothing, we tell you. Nothing. Clog an artery, or move to Canada. So pig out this Sunday, and contribute to the 1.25 billion chicken wings America consumes during the Super Bowl. God Bless America.